How to Have a Firewood Party
The important question is not “How to move the firewood?”, the question is “How to have a firewood party?”. Let me tell you how my two humans, with my help, realized this fundamental fact of life and have used it to everyone’s advantage. Hi! Mr. Monte here. Each and every one of my 23,417 faithful feline followers can attest to the fact that living with…
My Security Staff Jackwagons
I hoped that a day would never come when I would have to admit that a member of my security staff was a jackwagon. But the day did come. The truth is I hired, not one, but two rejects from namby-pamby land. Now it’s my job to square away these miserable jackwagons. Hi! Mr. Monte here! – To my 23,417 feline followers, especially my many…
My Feline Fame & Fortune
My feline fame and fortune are not my most cherished gifts. Granted, my great achievements are acknowledged and praised throughout the world, and I am justly proud. There are more important things to me than the glories of my great celebrity. Yes! It’s My Birthday! Hi! Mr. Monte here! Today is my 9th birthday! That means I will take a well-deserved day of rest. I…
Mobile Test Kitchen on the Shenandoah
The Serendipity Farmhouse Test Kitchen staff never takes a vacation. Nope, we just take to our Mobile Test Kitchen and do our cooking on the Shenandoah. Even in August, when the Blue Ridge can be most uncomfortable, we work to master, adapt, and enjoy recipes by Julia Child and Jacques Pépin. – Come along with me and let this awesome 24-pound Main Coon cat show…
Curry Monster & The Kaiju Cat
Yes, there is a Curry Monster, and yes, there are kaiju cats. These are two unquestionable truths here at Serendipity Farmhouse. This post will clear up the matter once and for all. – Failure to read this post could jeopardize your peace of mind and physical health for years to come. A Kaiju Cat Enraged Hi! Mr. Monte the SFH Kaiju (怪獣) Cat here! I was…
Monte’s Feline Fantasy RV Trip
I used to hate RV trips and I deplored RV living. But that’s all changed. As a highly intelligent and manipulative Maine Coon cat, I’ve learned how to turn RV trips into great adventures. Of course, Ol’ Fuzz Face and Blondie might have to sacrifice some of their vacation pleasures. Yet, as everyone at Serendipity Farmhouse knows, if Mr. Monte ain’t happy, there ain’t nobody…
