Author: Ol' Fuzz Face

Eggs Jeannette
Main Dishes, Recipe, SFH Food Talk & Recipes, Side Dishes, Test Kitchen

How to Make Eggs Jeannette with the DASH Egg Cooker

Discover the art of making Eggs Jeannette—a classic French dish inspired by the legendary Jacques Pépin! In this post, Old Fuzz Face (Fuzzy) and I bring together Pépin’s timeless culinary techniques and the modern convenience of the DASH Rapid Egg Cooker to create a dish that’s both elegant and accessible.

Eggs Jeannette, named after Jacques’s mother, is a deceptively simple recipe that transforms humble hard-cooked eggs into a gourmet experience. It just takes a few ingredients—eggs, mustard, garlic, parsley, and a touch of vinegar. You’ll learn how to craft a flavorful filling and a silky sauce that elevate this dish to restaurant quality.

We walk you through each step, starting with Jacques’s method for hard-cooking eggs. Then we show how the DASH Rapid Egg Cooker can streamline the process without sacrificing flavor or texture. Whether you’re a fan of French cuisine, a homestead cook looking for inspiration, or simply someone who loves a good egg recipe, this video is for you.

Along the way, we share tips for presentation, seasoning, and timing—plus a few laughs and insights from the Serendipity Farmhouse Test Kitchen. It’s a celebration of tradition, innovation, and the joy of cooking with heart.

So grab your eggs, fire up your DASH cooker, and join us as we recreate one of Jacques Pépin’s most beloved recipes. Watch, learn, and savor the flavors of Eggs Jeannette—French comfort food at its finest!

👉 Watch the full video now. Then subscribe for more farmhouse recipes, kitchen gadget reviews, and culinary adventures from Serendipity Farmhouse.

Resources for Eggs Jeannette

Here are some videos featuring Jacques Pépin preparing Eggs Jeannette (Les Oeufs Jeannette):

  1. Jacques Pépin’s Oeufs Jeannette – A short demonstration on the Rachael Ray Show.
  2. Jacques Pépin Makes Eggs Jeannette – A detailed tutorial from PBS’s American Masters series.
  3. Making Eggs Jeannette with Jacques Pépin – A collaborative cooking session with Lidia Bastianich.

Monte Rex
Farmhouse Living, Mr. Monte

Monte Rex the Wondrous Celebrates 11 Years of Majestic Reign
Monte Rex

Good morning, good people of the realm of Monte Rex. I, your not-so-star reporter, Old Fuzz Face, coming to you live (well, sort of) from the heart of Serendipity Farmhouse, where history was made and ice cream was served.

On this most auspicious occasion, we his faithful subjects celebrated the birthday of His Majesty Monte Rex. He is the beneficent feline sovereign who has ruled our humble homestead with dignity, drama, and a healthy dose of fur for the past eleven years. The halls of Serendipity still echo with the memory of his arrival on New Year’s Eve 2014—a young prince then, wide-eyed and whiskered, ready to claim his kingdom.

Monte Rex Reminisces on His Majestic Reign

In our latest video report, Monte Rex reflects on his reign with the gravitas only a Maine Coon of his stature can muster. He speaks of loyalty, naps, and the cardboard condos that have cradled his royal frame through the years. These produce-box palaces, though humble, have become symbols of his sovereignty.

Presents Worthy of a Sovereign

But this birthday brought change. Monumental change. Duchess Blondie unveiled a new royal residence—a plush, geometric-patterned condo designed to withstand the claws and charisma of our king. The ever-gracious Duchess led the ceremonial presentation. The unveiling was met with awe, curiosity, and one dangling paw. Yes, dear readers, Monte Rex is substantial. And while the condo may be snug, his heart overflowed with gratitude.

Before the unveiling, Monte received a new sparring partner: the Kong Kickeroo. With its giraffe-print body and fuzzy tail, it was deemed worthy of royal combat. Monte wasted no time in testing its durability, proving once again that even kings must train.

And then came the final tribute. A small bowl of vanilla ice cream—sweet, cold, divine. As Monte delicately partook of his favorite treat, the mood in the realm shifted from celebratory to serene. It was a moment of pure joy, shared between monarch and subject, cat and human.

Above all – Duty, Honor, and Monte Rex

As your humble correspondent, I must say: it was an honor to report on this day of cardboard, camaraderie, and catnip-scented diplomacy. Monte Rex reminded us that pets are not just companions—they are characters, rulers, and cherished members of our families. Through storytelling, ceremony, and a touch of theatrical flair, we celebrated more than a birthday. We celebrated a bond.

So from all of us here at the Serendipity Farmhouse News Service, this is Old Fuzz Face signing off—grateful to serve, honored to report, and ever in awe of the cat who reigns supreme.

Long live the King! Long live Monte Rex!

kitchen multitools
Preserved Foods, Recipe, SFH Food Talk & Recipes, Test Kitchen

Multitools in the Kitchen: A Practical Man’s Take

By Old Fuzz Face – Serendipity Farmhouse Test Kitchen

It’s been a while since I sat down to talk practical kitchen matters with you fine folks. But today, the stars aligned—Chef Blondie handed me a task sheet that would make any sous chef sweat. Zucchini needed slicing for dehydration, cheese needed grating for pizza, and jalapeños—freshly fermented—were waiting to be chopped for the topping. That’s a full day’s work, and it got me thinking: what tools really earn their place in the kitchen?

What Are Kitchen Multitools?

Out in the work shed, I always carry my Leatherman multitool. It’s not flashy, but it’s reliable—pliers, screwdrivers, even a file. It doesn’t do everything perfectly, but when you need a job done quickly, it’s there. So I asked myself: do we have kitchen multitools that live up to that same standard?

Turns out, we do. I put two contenders to the test: the Home Wave 16-in-1 chopper and the Susteas Rotary Cheese Grater. Both claim to be multitools. Both promise to slice and grate. But which one actually delivers when dinner’s on the line?

Let’s start with slicing. For dehydrated zucchini chips, I need thin, consistent slices. The Home Wave, with its mandoline attachment, did the job—but it took time to set up, and the slicing motion wasn’t as smooth as I’d hoped. The Susteas, on the other hand, spun through the zucchini like a champ. Its rotary action and dual-blade setup made quick work of the task, and the suction base kept it steady on our granite counter.

Then came the cheese. Parmesan isn’t easy to grate, and the Home Wave struggled. I even managed to poke myself on one of its sharp points—nothing serious, but a reminder that safety matters. The Susteas? It shredded that Parmesan like it was born for the job. Fast, clean, and no bloodshed.

Now, let’s be fair. The Home Wave does things the Susteas can’t. It dices onions, chops carrots, and even separates eggs. It’s a true multitool in that sense. But when it comes to slicing and grating—the tasks I needed today—the Susteas was faster, safer, and more efficient.

Kitchen Multitools – What’s the Verdict?

So what’s the verdict? Keep both. Each has its strengths. But if you’re looking for a kitchen multitool that behaves like a Leatherman—ready, reliable, and focused—the Susteas earns its spot.

And now, as promised, here’s the recipe for those zucchini chips we’ve been talking about. They’re simple, tasty, and perfect for preserving your harvest. Just scroll down and give it a try.

Until next time, keep it simple, keep it practical, and happy cooking.

Now that you’ve seen me slice zucchini with both the Home Wave and the Susteas multitools, it’s time to put those slices to good use. We’re making zucchini chips—crispy, tangy, and perfect for snacking or storing. This recipe is simple, practical, and tested right here in the Serendipity Farmhouse Test Kitchen.

Godzilla Tongues
Recipe, SFH Food Talk & Recipes, Side Dishes

How to Make Godzilla Tongues

Welcome to Serendipity Farmhouse, where homestead cooking meets monster heat! Chef Blondie and Sous Chef Fuzzy show you how to make their legendary Godzilla Tongues — fiery jalapeño poppers stuffed with creamy cheese, spiked with cayenne and Tabasco, and crowned with savory strips of prosciutto.

Godzilla Tongues

Hello my friends! Chef Blondie here, and today old Fuzzy and I are whipping up something terrifyingly amazing — Godzilla Tongues. These fiery jalapeño poppers are stuffed with creamy cheese, topped with cured meat, and finished with a kick of our very own cayenne pepper. They’re spicy, savory, and straight from the garden.

Prepping the Jalapeños & Cheese Mix

We started with a huge bag of jalapeños, freshly picked from the Serendipity Farmhouse garden. I sorted through and picked out the biggest ones — perfect for stuffing. And let me remind you, folks: wear gloves when handling hot peppers. These beauties are potent, and you’ll know it the moment you start slicing.

While I prepped the peppers, my hubby got to work grating sharp cheddar and mixing it with cream cheese, a dash of Tabasco, a pinch of salt and pepper, and just a whisper of cayenne. And not just any cayenne — this year we grew our own, dehydrated it, and ground it into a rustic powder. It’s not deep red like the store-bought stuff, but it’s fresh and flavorful.

Filling the Jalapeños

Once the filling was ready, I spooned it into each jalapeño half. Then Fuzzy came in with the cured meat — we used speck Italiano, a dry-cured smoked ham. He cut each strip to match the width of the jalapeños and laid it gently across the top. You don’t need much — just enough to add that savory finish.

Cooking the Godzilla Tongues

We arranged the poppers on stainless steel racks set over a sheet pan — perfect for airflow and catching drips. Then into the air fryer they went at 400°F for about 15 to 20 minutes. You’ll know they’re ready when the cheese is bubbling and the meat edges are crisp.

How Godzilla Tongues Came To Be

Now, about the name. These poppers became Godzilla Tongues about five years ago during a Godzilla-themed birthday party. The grandkids came up with it, and it stuck.

And let me tell you — these poppers live up to the name. They’re spicy, savory, and absolutely delicious. You can taste the freshness of the cayenne, and the creamy filling balances it beautifully. They make perfect appetizers, snacks, or even a fiery side dish.

So, if Godzilla Tongues sound like the hot, spicy treat you would want try with family or when entertaining friends, sit back, and watch our video.

Thanks for joining us! Try the recipe, share your twist, and let us know how your Godzilla Tongues turn out. Until next time — happy cooking!

These are Chef Blondie's Air-fried jalapeño poppers with a cayenne kick and a prosciutto crown. They have great flavor and a spicy bite worthy of their name.
sous vide
SFH Food Talk & Recipes, Test Kitchen

Unboxing the Anova Nano: A Sous Vide Birthday Surprise

For years, we’ve watched sous vide cooking on various shows and wondered if it could fit into our homestead lifestyle. With a freezer full of meats and a curiosity for precision cooking, it was finally time to give it a try. The Nano seemed like the perfect entry point—affordable, well-reviewed, and simple enough for beginners.

Inside the box, we found the immersion circulator itself and a quick start guide. No frills, no fluff—just the essentials. We also discussed the accompanying app, which has recently received mixed reviews. But here at Serendipity Farmhouse, we prefer hands-on cooking over remote control. If we’re going to cook, we’re going to be in the kitchen.

sous vide

I demonstrated how the Nano clamps onto a pot and explained its digital controls, water level markings, and cord length (which, thankfully, is generous enough for most kitchen setups). We even brought out a second box—a birthday bonus accessory to help retain heat during cooking.

Tonight’s dinner? New York strip steaks, cooked sous vide style. We won’t be filming that part, but rest assured, we’ll report back with results once we’ve mastered the technique.

This video marks the beginning of our sous vide journey, and we’re inviting you to come along. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just curious about cooking under vacuum, we hope you’ll enjoy the laughs, the learning, and the love that fills our kitchen.

Stay tuned for more sous vide adventures, and don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe. Together, we’ll make the Serendipity Farmhouse Test Kitchen world famous—one gadget at a time.

Wegmans
SFH Food Talk & Recipes

Why This Practical Man Drives to Wegmans

A Serendipity Farmhouse Reflection on shopping at Wegmans by Old Fuzz Face

Let’s be honest—I’m not the kind of man who takes grocery shopping lightly. I’ve got a system. I’ve got maps. And yes, I’ve got notes. So when Blondie and I drive 37 miles to Wegmans in Gainesville, it’s not just a whim—it’s strategic.

Now don’t get me wrong: Aldi is our go-to. Low prices, fast checkout, no frills—just the way we like it most weeks. But every now and then, we need something more. Something fresh, varied, even a bit—dare I say—fancy.

That’s where Wegmans comes in.

Why Wegmans?

They’ve got a prepared food section that could feed a small army or two weary farmhouse cooks. Hot bar, sushi, pizza—the works. We usually stop for lunch in the mezzanine and plot our course like seasoned generals.

Prepared Foods
Wegmans
Beer, Wine & Spirits
Fresh Market

And the wine, beer & spirits? Aldi’s got value, but Wegmans has Virginia wines and staff who know their pairings. Blondie likes that. I like not guessing.

We make our way through dairy, floral, cheese, and produce—all noticeably better stocked and styled than what you’ll find at the budget chains. Blondie’s eyes light up in the cheese department. Me? I push the cart and hope for samples.

Then there’s the fresh market—seafood, charcuterie, artisan pastries. Aldi doesn’t even try. Wegmans makes it easy to say yes to quality. And yes, I do say yes to the bakery rolls for the ride home.

No, we’re not there every week. That wouldn’t be practical. But when we go, it’s intentional. It’s not about being fancy—it’s about finding things that make cooking better, shopping more enjoyable, and Blondie smile.

That, folks, is what I call a smart decision.

Until next time, Keep it Simple! & Keep it Practical!
—Old Fuzz Face

goat milk yogurt
Daring Dairy, Recipe, SFH Food Talk & Recipes

Thick & Creamy Goat Milk Yogurt – The Practical Way

Folks, let’s get one thing straight—I’m not here to waste time. Cooking should be practical, efficient, and get the job done right. And that’s exactly why goat milk yogurt has earned its place in the Serendipity Farmhouse Test Kitchen.

You see, I don’t mess around with overcomplicated recipes. If there’s a way to make it better, cheaper, and smarter, I’ll find it. That’s why we’re using raw goat milk, yogurt culture starter, and Knox gelatin to produce thick, creamy, probiotic-rich yogurt—without the ridiculous markup you’ll find at the store.

🐐 Why Goat Milk? Because It Works

I’ve tried cow milk yogurt, and while it’s fine for some, it doesn’t hold a candle to goat milk when it comes to digestibility. Smaller fat globules, lower lactose, and a naturally smooth texture mean it’s easier on the stomach and better in consistency. This holds true for the goat milk cheese we make here at Serendipity.

goat milk yogurt

⚙️ Instant Pot: The Workhorse of Yogurt-Making

Instead of fiddling with thermometers every two minutes, I rely on the Instant Pot’s Yogurt Mode to keep temperatures precise, letting the bacteria do their thing without interference. Just set it, forget it, and check back when it’s done.

🍧 The Gelatin Trick

Now, goat milk yogurt tends to run a little thin—that’s just how goat milk works. So, instead of straining it forever, I pre-mix Knox gelatin into one cup of reserved goat milk before heating. When mixed back in, this helps cool the milk faster while ensuring a smooth, evenly thickened final product. No lumps, no nonsense. And there are other benefits as well.

Knox gelatin

⏳ How It’s Done—The Practical Steps

  • Heat milk to 165°–180°F to ensure a proper texture.
  • Mix gelatin with reserved milk before heating.
  • Cool quickly below 110°F before adding the starter.
  • Set Instant Pot to Yogurt Mode for 8 hours—longer for tangier yogurt.
  • Refrigerate for 4 hours before serving.

💰 Why Pay More? Make It Yourself

This homemade yogurt costs half of what store-bought goat milk yogurt does. You control the probiotics, the thickness, and the flavor. Instead of paying extra for additives and stabilizers, you just make it right the first time.

goat milk yogurt

🥣 My Breakfast Ritual

A bowl of thick goat milk yogurt, a drizzle of maple syrup, and some toast made with fresh sourdough bread—that’s how I start my day. If you want better food, you make it yourself. If you want smarter cooking, you simplify the process. And if you want to see more practical farmhouse skills, subscribe and follow along.

Now, go make yourself some yogurt. Happy Cooking!.

This recipe is an adaptation of a recipe at Frieda Loves Bread.

This is an adaptation of a recipe at frieda loves bread.
Mother's Day surprise
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A Mother’s Day Surprise – Fuzzy’s Gift to Chef Blondie

Well, folks, I did it. I went all out this Mother’s Day. No flowers, no chocolates—nope, I found something truly unique for the one and only Chef Blondie. Yep, I gave her a true Mother’s Day surprise. Now, whether she thinks it’s brilliant or baffling, well, that remains to be seen.

What was the Surprise?

You see, my dear wife is a phenomenal chef, the mastermind behind countless meals and the keeper of family traditions. And since she spends quite a bit of time cracking and separating eggs, I figured it was only right to equip her with some high-tech kitchen innovation—an egg opener. Yes, you heard me right. An egg opener.

Now, before you judge me too harshly, this gadget promises to crack eggs cleanly, keep hands free from the mess, and even separate yolks. Sound useful? Maybe. Sound like something that belongs on the list of weird-but-intriguing kitchen tools? Absolutely.

So, what better way to test this thing out than by making Chef John’s famous lemon bars? With a Mother’s Day lunch on the horizon and a kitchen filled with laughter, we put this little contraption to the test. And let’s just say—there were a few moments of doubt (mostly on Chef Blondie’s part) and a few mishaps, but also some surprisingly successful results.

Will she like it?

In the end, was it worth it?
Did this little gadget win Chef Blondie over? Will it end up in the “Fuzzy’s Kitchen Experiments Gone Wrong” pile? Or will it end up in a place of honor right next to her Rapid Egg Cooker?

There’s only one way to find out—watch the video and see for yourself! A belated Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there—I hope your day was filled with love, laughter, and maybe even an unexpected Mother’s Day surprise.

📽️ Watch the full video here:

🥚💛 Let me know in the comments—would YOU use an egg opener?

rapid egg cooker
SFH Food Talk & Recipes, Test Kitchen

We Tested the Rapid Egg Cooker: Should You Get One?

Wonderous Daughter #2 gifted my dear Chef Blondie with one of our favorite kitchen gadgets, the Rapid Egg Cooker made by DASH. In this post, Miss Blondie and I share our fondness for this versatile gadget. We were greatly pleased by its affordability, efficiency, and stunning results in cooking eggs.

Hi! Old Fuzz Face here. Chef Blondie and I aren’t alone in loving kitchen gadgets. From responses to a survey we took, we know that there are those out there who share the same interests. So, that’s why we made a YouTube video about the Rapid Egg Cooker. It’s one of the newest and most used gadgets in our vast collection.

What to Know about the Rapid Egg Cooker

Chef Blondie and I were surprised to learn about the amazing versatility and functionality of the egg cooker. It can produce hard-boiled, soft-boiled, poached eggs, and even scrambled eggs. The gadget is user-friendly, boasting an all-in-one design for easy storage, operation, and cleanup. In our video we demonstrate the cooking process step-by-step. We give hints on how to pierce the eggs correctly, measure the water for different cooking preferences, and ensure safe operation.

rapid egg cooker

Our video emphasizes the importance of following the manufacturer’s instructions to avoid unintentional hazards. We show you the steps to achieve perfectly cooked eggs that look visually appealing. For example, because the cooker uses steam instead of boiling water, the device prevents unsightly green edges typical of stove-boiled eggs.

Key Insights

Here are some of the key insights we uncovered during our extensive testing:

  • Versatility in Cooking: The Rapid Egg Cooker is an all-in-one solution for various egg types, catering to diverse culinary preferences. This versatility makes it an essential tool for families or individuals who enjoy multiple egg styles without needing separate appliances for each type.
  • Cost-Effective Kitchen Tool: With a price point under $20, the cooker offers a budget-friendly option. It’s perfect for those looking to enhance their kitchen efficiency without overspending on expensive gadgets.
  • User Safety Awareness: Because the Rapid Egg Cooker uses steam, use proper care and safety procedures. This is especially true while handling the cooker and sharp piercing tools.
  • Ease of Use Instructions: In our video, Chef Blondie provides clear, methodical steps for operation, highlighting crucial actions such as not locking the lid during cooking and ensuring that the eggs are placed properly in the boiling tray. This clarity is essential for first-time users wanting to optimize their cooking results.
  • Increased Gadget Collection Awareness: The mention of multiple gadgets highlights a trend in modern cooking where small appliances facilitate culinary endeavors without requiring extensive skill or space. It’s an important consideration for those who are increasingly focused on convenience and practical cooking solutions.

Summary

The way we see it, our test of the Rapid Egg Cooker not only shows how to use this novel gadget, it hopefully will inspire you to explore the culinary potential that such convenient appliances can offer. We know that many traditional cooking methods are irreplicable, yet we also understand that embracing technology in the kitchen can lead to a more enjoyable and efficient cooking experience, one egg dish at a time.

In closing, Chef Blondie and I hope to test many other intriguing kitchen gadgets as we add them to our kitchen appliance collection.

Until then – Happy Cooking!!

spring cleanup
Farmhouse Living, Garden Talk

Spectacular Spring Cleanup – It’s Serendipity

Join me (Old Fuzz Face) and Miss Blondie on a fun-filled spectacular spring cleanup at our beautiful 1.203-acre Serendipity Farmhouse estate! Watch as we tackle our to-do list of repairs, replacements, and maintenance tasks with laughter and teamwork. We need to spruce up the farmhouse and revitalize the vegetable gardens and sheds. I’m determined to impress Miss Blondie and earn her coveted thumbs up! 👍👍

Hi! Old Fuzz Face here. Our spring cleanup video is one of our least professional most unplanned videos ever. But we made it because some people have asked us about the ups and downs of farmhouse living. Well, it was a long winter and everything is a mess. We’ll have to fix and replace a lot of things. So, we thought we’d take you on a little tour around Serendipity. We’ll show you what we need to do what we’ve already done.

The Official SFH Spring Cleanup To-Do List

spring cleanup

About two or three weeks ago, we took our first walk around. It was cold and we said as soon as the weather gets warm, we’ll start to work. There were several to-do items that we outlined. In our video, we’re going review our list. As we go through those items, Miss Blondie is going to inspect the work that I’ve already done. I know she’s going to give me thumbs up and gold stars and everything because. She’s always very pleased with everything I do.

It’s All Serendipity

Oh, by the way, this week Miss Blondie and I are celebrating our 53rd wedding anniversary. Taking care of this old farmhouse has become an important part of our lives. We wouldn’t want to be anywhere else or with anyone else. That’s the best part of serendipity.

So, join us on this little Serendipity tour and see if Miss Blondie is happy with my work and gives me her Blondie Approved thumbs up. 👍👍