When you’re tired of pills and too much medical attention, you have to learn how to avoid the Vet. I haven’t found a foolproof method yet. So far, all I can do is try entrenchment and and intimidation. – Anyway, here’s my latest medical update.

Hi! Mr. Monte here.

To my 23,417 faithful feline followers, I have an update on my medical condition. According to the Vet, my ailment is somewhat improved. (My last update was How to Handle Veterinary Daze.)

But (and that’s a very big but), Ol’ Fuzz Face and Miss Blondie are going to have to give me pills for at least another month.

Now, a little bit about yesterday’s visit. – This was the third visit in a month and a half. – I find this greatly disturbing to my feline tranquility.

As I explored the exam room, I realized that the Vet was coming. So, I decided to head back to my carrier and seek refuge there. – I hunkered down and let everyone know – this time I wasn’t coming out without a fight.