Sourdough Crackers – Victory!

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How important can baking perfect sourdough crackers be? Well, if you are the Executive Chef of the soon-to-be-world-famous Serendipity Farmhouse Test Kitchen, it can mean a lot. For Chef Blondie it meant 16 days of agonizing anxiety, a second brutal disaster, hours of painstaking research and testing. And in the end, it meant the joy of ultimate victory.

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Do I write with too much drama in my words? Consider that the purpose of the SFH Test Kitchen is to test. More precisely, it is to test and perfect. Chef Blondie knows the job isn’t done until she’s mastered a new recipe. Nothing short of mastery will suffice. And mastery often comes only after there has been a failure or two along the way. So yes, there’s been drama in our Test Kitchen. But it is passion directed towards success.

Sourdough Crackers – The Testing Process

In my post Sourdough Crackers – Test Kitchen Faux Pas, I recounted how we researched an array of sourdough cracker recipes. Chef Blondie selected one from the website Our Gabled Home. Anja has posted many good and reliable recipes on her site, and the Test Kitchen staff thought the post How to Make Sourdough Crackers provided an excellent overview of the topic.

Test #1 – Fatal Blunder

It would be painful to force myself to revisit that terrible day in the SFH-Test Kitchen when we conducted Test #1. We were negligent in our duties, and we suffered the penalty. If you haven’t read the sad story, you may do so here.

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Test #2 – We Overcompensated

In Test #1 we burned the crackers. The flavor was there, but one would never serve those crispy critters to a guest. In response to our failure, the test kitchen staff unconsciously over compensated. Instead of simply saying we baked the crackers too long, we mistakenly blamed at least a part of the failure on the equipment we used.

Anja specified in her recipe that she used a silicone baking mat. We had used parchment paper. Ol’ Fuzz Face, rather naively said, “Well, perhaps we should follow Anja’s recipe to the letter.” He was so keen on that idea that he immediately had the test kitchen foot the bill for a set of silicone baking mats.

Sourdough Crackers – Mistaken Notions

In Test #2 we underbaked the crackers. There are two big reasons why.

  • First: Chef Blondie made it clear that time was a critical factor. She set the timer for 18 minutes. At that point she watched the sourdough crackers turn a beautiful golden brown. She assumed they were done.
  • Second: The use of a silicone baking mat subtly changed the whole baking equation. Our staff never considered that the baking mat would transfer heat more slowly than parchment paper.

As this picture clearly shows. We had what looked like a perfect pan of sourdough crackers. – It was not!

Those crackers did not crack. They would bend, but they would not and could not crack. – Crackers they were not!

Test #3 – We have sourdough crackers!

Chef Blondie’s complexion and demeanor after the second failure shall not be described here. Let’s just say that she was somewhat displeased.

Just as she had after Test #1, Chef Blondie assembled the entire Test Kitchen staff. We evaluated our procedures and our choice of equipment. We learned the following: We had overcompensated. And even worse, we had made wrongful assumptions. – We would try again!

In Test #3, we followed Anja’s recipe, but Chef Blondie made some simple modifications. When you view her modified recipe, you will see why she is both a master of the science and of the art of cooking.

As this picture clearly shows. We had what looked like a perfect pan of sourdough crackers. – It was!

Those crackers did not bend. They would not and could not bend, but they certainly would crack. – Crackers they were!

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Sourdough Crackers – Summary

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Once again, Chef Blondie assembled the entire Test Kitchen staff. We taste tested our sourdough crackers. – They were perfect. The addition of our own home-grown rosemary was a true delight.

Even Mr. Monte participated in our Sourdough Crackers Victory. He personally chose the selection of Gruyère, Jarlsberg, and Blue cheeses, we would feast upon when tasting these superb crackers.

Yes, Chef Blondie was true to her promise, “We will recover from this disaster! We will make a great batch of Rosemary Sourdough Crackers. And when we do, we will give the world the recipe.”

And so, dear readers, here is the SFH Test Kitchen recipe for Rosemary Sourdough Crackers.


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2 thoughts on “Sourdough Crackers – Victory!”

  1. Whoeee!! Congrats!! They look great and that tray of cheeses, olives, and crackers is making my mouth water!!

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